How to Become and Adequate Human

Not even Wikihow can help me out here. I think this should be considered a good thing. It seems as though society has already placed labels on whether or not things or people are some sort of definition of normal, so I'm glad to see that I may still have a chance of becoming an adequate human being.. before an operative definition is given of course.. then I'm screwed.

Step 1: Look at things with a different perspective.

Seeing things upside down is a good start. When images are formed on your retina they're originally upside down anyways. It takes a relatively large portion of your brain to process visual information for this reason. Why not give our brains a break and keep em that way? Easier said than done. I should just invest in inverted lenses so that once my brain stops inverting images because the lenses do it first I can stop wearing them and see upside down for a bit.. or maybe I should just look at things through the inside of a spoon.

ALL HAIL THE PHOTOGENIC TREE